Craigslist, OkCupid, and ALT.com have a threesome.

Craigslist is the dude who swears he and your cousin are best buds, who gives a fake I.D. to the bouncer (but you aren’t sure whether it’s because he’s underage or a wanted felon), and then takes his shirt off and hits on girls relentlessly all night.

OkCupid is the sorority chick who just sits at the bar on her iPhone, but is constantly glancing up in the hopes of catching someone checking her out.

Meanwhile, ALT.com, the older gentleman who orchestrated the whole party, spends the night sober and mingling politely, passing out name tags, swapping business cards, and telling both the men and the women about his sexual fetish for pony play.

On a good night now and then, OkCupid likes to get Eiffel Towered by the other two — but she makes them swear not to tell a soul. Like right now, for instance. I have all three websites open in different Chrome tabs (OkCupid in the middle, getting rammed on either end by the boys), and I’m finding this to be an interesting little game of juggling my various personalities. I’m using OkCupid for real dating, Craigslist for lesbian sex, and ALT.com for Dom/sub listings.

Oh, and WordPress is the the voyeur, peering over her black-framed glasses and recording everything that goes down.

Nobody notices WordPress standing in the background, eyebrow cocked and blog post at the ready.

Nobody notices WordPress standing in the background, one eyebrow cocked, just taking it all in.

I’ve got a sweet potential lady-hookup in the works off of Craigslist Casual Encounters. I miss feeling a woman’s body, I truly do. We are just so damned soft and smooth. Nom. The W4W section is more limited than I would have thought, but I found one gem last night — let’s call her Frisky Girl — and just had to email her. She’s a 5’3″, 24-year-old bi/hetero-flexible chick who lives in the city. Although I prefer small titties, I don’t mind her big buxom ones. Her post was funny and flirty, and she’s looking for a femme girl to go on lady-dates with (“let’s go shopping and get frisky in a dressing room”) without serious romantic attachment. Plus, one of the photos she included in her post (not of her) got me all hot and bothered:

Oh. Hell. Yes.

Oh. Hell. Yes.

Frisky Girl liked my reply, so we’re going to go from there. I did mention kink just to see where her head’s at. It sounds like I can have some slightly deviant fun with her, including anal play, toys, discreet public hookups, etc., but she’s certainly not going to be my Domme or anything. That’s okay — ALT.com to the rescue:

I just set up an account on ALT.com last night, after navigating to Bondage.com (the site on which I found A.) and discovering that it had been shut down so that the site owners could focus on ALT instead. After completing a pretty thorough profile — and learning about a few new fetishes I was messaged by an older couple, Hawai’i and Rocket Man (she’s from the Hawai’ian islands, he inspects airplanes; sue me for lack of creativity). Now, after my less-than-anticipated attraction toward the 47-year-old A., I’d decided I was ideally looking for a partner or couple in their 30s. Old enough to bring experience to the table, young enough to be fit and sexy. This couple is also 47, so I hesitated. They look pretty attractive in the one photo I saw (especially Hawai’i…what is it with me and Asian ladies?), but I’d like to see more before deciding.

Not a day over 46, AMIRITE?

Not a day over 46, AMIRITE?

I’m also intrigued but hesitant about their dynamic: Hawai’i is always a Domme, and Rocket Man is submissive to her but switch with others. They can potentially both dominate me (that thought turns me on) or he can be the ‘alpha sub’ and basically dominate me at her request (I can’t put my finger on how that thought makes me feel). I am open to it, though. If I’d been instead requested to dominate him, I think I would move on and look for another couple.

Lastly, they are into bondage but not too much S&M — like me — but also the servitude aspect of D/s, which is something I haven’t explored. Again, I’m willing to dip my toe in the water here, I just cannot predict whether servitude will be right for me. Can anyone help explain what the draw of non-sexual servitude, such as household chores, is?

Other than this, of course.

Other than this, of course.

One thing I learned from my encounter with A. and the subsequent awkward falling-out was that I do not want a one-on-one exclusive Dom/sub relationship with a man, not unless he is someone I can also call my boyfriend and bring around my family. I don’t want some older man to get attached to me, like A. was potentially going to, and get intertwined in my life. I believe that playing with bi or hetero girls and playing with couples are good ways to go if I want to avoid that mess.

So, off I go into the vast virtual world of kinksters… I am constantly surprised by how deep the pool of people is. The most unassuming folks are doing the most unimaginable deeds, right this very moment. For all you know, I might be your neighbor.

 

[Edit: I have updated all mentions of the couple to read ‘Hawai’i’ and ‘Rocket Man’ (she is from Hawai’i, he inspects airplanes). They were previously the single-letter initials J and D, but my posts were becoming riddled with initials. I hope that meaningful names will help distinguish the characters.]

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2 comments on “Craigslist, OkCupid, and ALT.com have a threesome.

  1. “For all you know, I might be your neighbor.”
    I wish you were MY neighbour – we could go caning it, big time! ;D

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